Dunno if it's the weather or juz mi. Feeling frustrated yesterday, n any slight irritation by anyone juz make me wanna shout @ the person.

Recently, lotsa tots running thru in my head. I'm frustrated by myself for feeling like dat! I feel like i'm wearing a mask everyday! @ work, with friends, family, boyfriend, n even myself. I'm always hoaxing myself into doing things that I don't like n things dat i shldn't do.. *slap myself for being so not myself*

Juz feel like crying out loud sometime.

Finally.... something comforting today.... Not dat today is friday, coz i still gotta work on saturday. So friday ain't dat great after all. Mi & Candice FINALLY finalised our trip to Batam. Made bookings today, & leaving for indo on sunday. I'm looking forward to the massage treatment, i nid relaxation... Chose the Prince & Princess Treatment, 3 hrs @ $65!~!~ ain't dat cheap?!?!

Anyway, did some silly pictures again...

Back|e from my cardiobox. Din do as much push up as expected. Realised dat the last lesson i went to was for advanced students! It's still fun. I'm beginning to get used to the punching. Although still can't catch up with the trainer some times. Feels great after working out!

忽然重听几首旧歌，勾起了许多的回忆。好的，坏的，伤心的，快乐的。。。 以前常用歌词表达自己当时的心情。跟前男友分手时，最爱梁咏琪的<有时候>。

作曲: 陈小霞
填词: 姚若龙
编曲: 涂惠源
主唱: 梁咏琪

开往山顶上的车子里 播著让人想哭的歌曲
好想换个电台转来转来 却转不开我难过的心
或许因为你爱看夜景 说得话也闪烁带著谜
不会傻的问谁抢去了你 以後要习惯留点安全距离

有时候交谈变得空洞 沉默却像沟通
当情人那麽沉重 当朋友反而轻松

有时候孤独可以寂寞 也可以是自由
能安慰自己的人 比较容易快乐

以为自己已经很情绪化了，谁知道我的好朋友边唱<她不爱我>边哭。只差没把我吓死！

当时很喜欢范晓萱，觉得她的歌都特别好听。平日不买专辑的我，忍不住买了她的第一长专辑。(还是卡带噢！) 喜欢里面的<自言自语>

天是灰色的
雨是透明的
心是灰色的
我是透明的
爱是盲目的
恋是疯狂的
疑是可悲的
我是绝对的
你是自由的
我是附属的
她是永远的
我是错误的
梦是美好的
你是残酷的
我是灰色的
我是透明的

最近特别喜欢她的<氧气>，越听越有味道。谁可以救我呢？

词：许常德　曲：黄怡


沉入越来越深的海底
我开始想念你
跌进越来越冷的爱里
我快不能呼吸

人活著赖著一口氧气
氧气是你
我好孤寂 我想要你

如果你爱我 你会来找我
你会知道 我快不能活
如果你爱我 你会来救我
空气很稀薄 因为寂寞

哪一首歌是代表你现在的心情的呢？

~*我还以为，自己是一个永远不会感到寂寞的人。
寂寞是什么？
寂寞就是，
当你身边的人都很开心地在放声大笑的时候，
你却不知道他们在笑什么。
寂寞就是你以为已经不在乎了，
却还会心痛。。。。。。*~

Finally managed to catch Mean Girls last night. The show might be too bimbo for some guys? *esp those who still calls their gal/boyfriends STEADS? hahaha!* Anyway, there was this part in the show where a "Burn Book" create chaos in the school, the teacher got the gals to sit in the hall n talk abt their problems.

It'll b great if everything can be so easily conveyed. But then, it's juz a show! Anyway, I did have a good laff @ some of the silly scenes. Oh ya, the male lead.. He's HOT!

Today is a boring day. I finished my job very early. Dat's y i'm updating my blog now... Collegues juz went to get lunch. I'm bored! Looking forward to the cardiobox lesson later! Gonna do a lot of again! Pray dat i don't get muscle ache again!

I'm trying hard to use my time efficiently everyday! Maybe next month I can take up Pilates with hui. She realli seems to a break from work, work n work. I hope I can acc her, n also to tone up my body. Let's ganbate!!!

Well, read candice's blog & she talked on something about grasses greener @ the other pasture. Then i got this email from another friend... Read it, quite interesting.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~There Can Be Only One~

Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area. Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,

Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?

Teacher : (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.

Student : (Thinking hard) Huh???

Teacher : Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.

Student : Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).

A few minutes later...

Student : I'm back.

Teacher : Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.

Student : On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.

Teacher : That's what happened in real life.

What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time
* In looking for your soulmate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".

It applies the same in finding your ideal life partner, your suitable career or business, therefore the morale is LOVE & grab hold of the opportunity that you have now, don't waste time!

Having a slight headache due to lack of good sleep & tiredness after helping @ mum's stall. I feel so unfair!!!! Y can my siblings stay @ home while i wash the dirty dishes @ mum's stall. I can't complaint a lil' bit, coz my mum's pissed off by my dad's "ai mai" attitude. Why do i feel dat the whole world's against me?

Nearly tio 4D yesterday... stupid no. had to jump here n there. i bought 7792 but the starter no. was 7793! there was another consolation no. 7279! WAT THE **** I seriously think dat i'm down on my $$ luck this year. so sad...

Had a considerably good weekend this week. Friday was a chionging day. Went to Acid bar for a round of 1 for 1 drink then went dancing @ MusicUnderground. The crowd there was damn funni. U'll have to be there to find out!

Yesterday was ktv session with Tracy & dear|e. Tracy laff till she was on e floor when dear|e started to sing. Wanna know y? Ask my dear|e to go singing with u all lah! Wahahahahaha!~ Dinner @ maxwell was great, but a lil' too much food. hehehehe.. There were kuay chap & famous char kuay tiao from maxwell, tang yuan & mutton soup from the food street n some other snacks.

Oh ya, bought a skirt when i was shopping along the night market last nite. It's so nice i can't wait to wear it to office tml! wahaha..

Tml's Monday again.... arghh...

The muscle ache is darn bad.. It's "painful" even when i laff too hard or sneeze... 好辛苦。。。

Anyway, went shopping yesterday. 大收获！！！ Bought 3 tops, n some whitening products. Wahaha... I'm determined to be whiter!!!

After dinner, ru suggested going to this coffee place @ boat quay dat's very nice, with comfortable sofas, nice ambience n bla bla bla... We ended up @ TCC...

Juz realised something today. My hair will "drip" colour when i wash it! Juz stained my NEW yellow blouse with a lil' of the red from my hair! Shit!!! had to wear black to office today.. ARGH....

Try this... something very interesting..
 
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
 
Interesting facts

Women blink twice as many times as men do.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.

There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.

The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

Kidney stones come in any color--from yellow to brown.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.

The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.

If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.

The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.

A baby is born every seven seconds.

You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only ..000000000000071 ounce of its spray.

You breathe about 10 million times a year.

The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.

The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.

The most common time for a wake up call is 7 a.m.

The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.

The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.

The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain.

After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

A person swallows approx. 295 times while eating dinner.

Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.

There are more people alive today than have ever died.

The human body is better four-hour sleep cycles than one eight-hour one.

A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.

A beard grows an average of 140mm a year

A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes

Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair

During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble

4.5 million people have their health 'adversely affected' by air pollutants each year.

4 million children die each year from inhaling smoke from indoor cooking fires that burn wood and Dung

4 million people die annually from diarrhea infections, caused by poor sanitary conditions

The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone

Ya... i know i'm not being very productive recently. Can't tink coz my mind's in a mess + my arms aching from last nite's exercise. So I shall juz share something I read from friend's blogs... here's one from Christine's...
 
How to Irritate People in Cinemas!
 
1. During the Trailers, Shout, "Fast forward, fast forward."
 
2. When people come in late, say "Orrrrhhhhh" very loudly
 
3. During the opening credits.. point at a character and say loudly, "he dies at the end."
 
4. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at the characters' private parts...
 
5. Go 'tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk' loudly at every kissing scene...
 
6. THROW popcorn in the air and YELL, " its snowing, its snowing!"
 
7. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a mexican wave.
 
8. During love scenes, say loudly in mandarin, "Ngggh! Bu yao mah!"
 
9. WEAR A VERY TALL HAT
 
10. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to Jaws...
 
11.Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: Wiggle your eyebrows for added effect.) This is the most funni...imagine someone trying to do that to u?? whahahha....wat a psycho rite?
 
12. Repeat all dialogue 10 seconds after it's said on screen. I personally vote this as the 2nd most irritating thing...
 
13. During an impt scene, stand up and say loudly, " I go shee-shee now, can?"
 
I tink there's 3 more she did type out. But these 13 are funni enuff! wahaha... anyway, try it n tell mi the results k! haha

Something fun to share... Skip if u dun wanna read...

10 Years Ago, I...
1. passed my PSLE with flying colours
2. cracked my brains to tink of whether to get into cedar gals or crescent gals 
3. can't tink of any so juz leave blank *updated 21-7-04, 1022hrs*


Five Years Ago, I...
1. first yr in SP
2. joined talentime (karaoke competition) for first time in my life *flunk*
3. first case of abortion among my friends


Three Years Ago, I...
1. met my deare 
2. i was as regular of zouk & mw2
3. got to know a lot of chiongsters


One Year Ago, I...
1. quitted my job @ starhub & went into depression for 3 mths 
2. went holiday alone with my deare to KL for first time!
3. made some really GOOD budz *thanks to MSN*


So far this year, I...
1. got a permanent job! *FINALLY*
2. watched my first RA show in the cinema
3. went to a lot of ktv (coz of the promotions)


Yesterday, I...
1. did same boring shit in office....
2. went to do some last min shopping for my cardiobox lesson
3. had dinner @ the new Cafe Cartel @ Selegie


Today, I...
1. had some silly conversation with candice *secret*
2. went for cardiobox lesson 
3. aching all over my body

Great Monday!
 

a few great things to start with..
1. Good hair day,
2. New hair colour,
3. New bracelet (as in pic, red beaded one),
4. New blouse; &
5. New shoes!

 
I suddenly felt so happi dat i'm working today. wahaha... muz b due to my "confinement" @ home during the weekends. Hoping that hui finish work early today. So maybe i can go b  agian? hehe.
 
U see.. since my deare has to work on SOME days, n he'll b darn lazy to go out again when he's home. N transport will b a prob if we go out till too late. so he'll give mi all sorta excuses to stay @ home & not come out. Or he'll 'steal' his dad's car when his dad goes to bed @ 12AM then come over to my house & accompany mi for an hr or 2.  He'll feel that the streets will b darn crowded on weekends, so we don't go out on weekends either. It's either my house or his house. *sounds boring huh*
 
With such a boring bf , where/wat else can i go/do except spend time with my buddes!!!   
It's not dat spending time with my budz are bo liaoz lah. But then it's kinda sad to see them with their darlings, yet mine could b sleeping or playing the computer @ home.  SO SAD! I know complainin gets mi nowhere. I juz nid to whine...
 
Anyway, was reading the Sunday newspaper juz now, saw a few interesting articles. Click here & here to read!

Was reading thru my past posts, then realised that all have been messed up! *SHUCKS~* Going to try to fix it now...

i'm bored....
 
 
 
 
 

 
i'm soooo bored....
  
 
 
 

  
  
  
 
i'm darn bored....
  
  
  
 
 
 

  
  
  
 
I'M DARN F***ING BORED....
 
Who stays @ home on a beautiful sat nite? my show with my beloved Brandon Fraser has ended. feeling like the end of the world! sob sob sob
 
Since I'm bloody bored, i shall share some pics....

This is Brendan Fraser! Coolz huh?
 

My Horoscope!
 

cheesecake + ice cream from NYDC
 

 
My inner child is sixteen years old!
 
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own.
 
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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HIGH & LOW

I tink my PMS virus is back again! Had a sudden mood swing when i was knocking off from work. Felt like shouting & crying out loud! Sms hui & alv while i control my feelings. Final decision was to go for a movie with them.

The show - The Dreamers
The story - Left alone in Paris whilst their parents are on holiday, Isabelle (Eva Green) and her brother Theo (Louis Garrel) invite fellow student Matthew (Michael Pitt), a young American, to stay at their apartment. Here they make their own rules as they experiment with each other's emotions and sexuality, playing a series of increasingly demanding mind games. Set against the turbulent political backdrop of France in Spring 1968, when the voice of youth was reverberating around Europe, THE DREAMERS is a story of self-discovery as the three students test one another to see just how far they each will go.

We were late for the ard 15 mins, so we couldn't really understand the show even when it ended. I tot it was quite a boring show & quite low production cost. Coz the actors/actress wasn't really wearing anything thru'out most of the show. They kinda save a lot from juz from the costumes! I still tink Spiderman2 is the BEST FILM OF THE MONTH!

Answers to 欠扁问答题!

ok ok.. i know u want the ans to the questions yesterday. Here it is!
1> 小狗。。。 因为汪汪先背(旺旺仙贝)
2> 一头牛！
3> 灰姑娘
4> 因为是自动门。。。



Juz finished my lunch|e(chicken chop)... slacking now while boss & other colleagues still lunching.

KTV session yest was quite fun.. brought lotsa snacks from office.


Time to work again!

Oh ya.. i finally got my nameplate!!!

孩有明天 - 明天"还"有吗？

Can't believe I actually fell asleep while watching <孩有明天> 大结局 last nite. Was influenced by dear|e's snoring.... Tink i was really too tired. Esp after a heavy dinner of fried chicken, curry chicken, vegetables, 猪肚汤 & 麦片虾

Now waiting for ru to come mit mi & then travel down to ktv @ chinatown!

欠扁问答题：

1> 小猫，小狗和小鸡，睡先被叫起床背书？

2> 只有头却没有身体的牛叫什么？

3> 白雪公主和包公结婚，生的孩子叫什么？

4> 为什么小华进门后不关门？

答案明天揭晓！

Quote of the day:
当一个人爱上另一个人，便会开始模仿对方，说话的语气越来越像，品味与气质越来越接近，渐渐忘了自己是在模仿，以为自己本来便是这个样子。。。

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trying to stay awake!

Darn tired after eventful wed nite. Well, which lady don't go enjoy herself on Ladies Nite?

@ first was shoppin' with hui @ Suntec then dinner @ BK. Whopper meal @ $3.90 onli! Bloody cheeeaap!!! Gotta go eat a couple more times man... went over to dbl O @ ard 10+. Forgetful hui forgot her I/C again. Poor alv had to make an xtra trip to deliver i/c to dbl o! hehehe. Such a nice bf!

After a few servings of vodka & tequilas , tireness overtook me . So we left the place @ ard 11+ to la kopi @ the nearby kopi shop.

Supper was @ the roadside hawker oppo Centrepoint. The food there's nice. Still a huge crowd @ 1am. Maybe can go again some other day!

Great morning to start my day!

Took this pic when I was gg to take the bus to work.


Can't see wat's so special abt it? How abt this...

Browsing thru some blogs, found something interesting.

[单身女人要注意的138条]

1.视爱情为生活奢侈品:有最好,没有也能活.
2.若工作计划与男友约会档期冲突,取前者----前者不会辜负你(且越老越不会,除非你当三陪).
3.签任何合同之前至少看三遍----最具挑战性的合同是婚约.
4.小女孩用吸烟,夜游,多交男友表示成熟,你就不必了.
5.随缘,但不是说不努力.


6.手袋内必备物品:丝袜一双,小手电筒一个,防身喷雾一瓶,巧克力或蔬菜饼干一小板,好牌子护肤霜一盒,钱包,里面有钱。
7.为了你的身心健康可养一只宠物.
8.每天吃维生素丸,坚持补钙.
9.每月记帐.
10.人越少则冰箱要越要大.
　　

11.若常常需要早起开会,请备高分贝闹钟一个----睡眠特好的人备三个.
12.酒吧里认识的男子就不必留电话了.
13.最好不要让初次约会的异性知道你住所,若对方坚持送,那么到楼下即可----相信我,他不”顺便上去喝杯茶”也不会渴死.
14.若连续六个月每月置衫超过十件,考虑买房.
15.自己开车,车子比男人好的地方是:它不会自己跑掉----当然它可能被偷,但你可以买保险,男人则不能买保险.
　　
16.买保险.
17.如果没车,不要买白皮鞋.
18.办公室备一件厚外套,一把伞.
19.同事的恭维就象香水,可以闻,但不要喝.
20.如果不幸你爱的男子有另一个女人,无论是老婆,未婚妻或女朋友,请不要动念头和她”见面谈一下”,没必要---即时走人!


21.永远不要问这个问题:”为什么不爱我?”
22.不要预先说出决心
23.男人对自己的好色就象律师对罪犯:明知有罪也要辩护---你知道就是啦.
24.没有任何事,任何人会重要到需要你过了半夜12点还苦想不睡.
25.即使美若天仙,也要讲道理.


26.也可以去相亲,但事先一定打听清楚对方的尊姓大名。
27.若没有五位数出场费,不要参加”非常男女”之类的电视节目.
28.务必结交三五死党(同性最好).
29.任何时候都不要喝多.
30.抽屉里放好必备药品.


31.家里的安眠药不要超过10粒.
32.即使你”真的”没有男友,备一只安全套也不多余.
33.真诚微笑,别怕皱纹.
34.获得智慧,需以青春为代价.
35.元宵节,中秋节,情人节若无节目可主动要求加班----免得出门触景生情或回家独自神伤,且给老板一个好印象.


36.生日时自己预定大束鲜花差人送到办公室----和父母家.
37.学会做几个好菜.
38.周末给自己炖汤.
39.已结婚的前男友打电话来问最近好不好----说好.
40.过去,童话故事是以[很久很久以前]开头的,现在童话故事是以[如果我还没有结婚]开头的,你已经过了听童话的年龄了.


41.若确实有需要,可(在办公室以外的地方)上网给自己定购一个”仿真物品”但注意卫生,防止感染塑胶细菌.
42.同居前请查体.
43.想的时候,想想再说.
44.不想的时候,说不.
45.若没有感情,不如去打网球.


46.爱你的工作,不要爱上你的上司.
47.不要动念头做单亲妈妈---孩子不需要父亲,但你需要一个照顾孩子的人.
48.多赚点钱,但不要多到谁看上你你都要疑心的地步.
49.有望得到的要努力,无望得到的不介意,则无论输赢,姿态都会好看.
50.其实,人生即使有伴也是寂寞的----不如及早培养兴趣,中年之后,种花养鱼.


51.有人称赞你年轻,还是应该高兴的.
52.谈恋爱就象打麻将,不认真没乐趣,太认真易伤心----培养点游戏精神.
53.不必对新男友坦白过去,如果爱他,尤其不必.
54.与任何人,在任何情况下都不拍欢爱之镜头.
55.真喜欢一样东西,就买吧.


56.穿新鞋出门前,多试几步.
57.家具轻便,简洁,易清理,好搬动.
58.中年发迹而离婚的男人求婚,说不.
59.曾经背叛过你的男人想回头,说不.
60.你曾经背叛的男人请你回头,说不.


61.已经到了这个时候,就更不要将就了.
62.答应请求时面带微笑,说不的时候清晰肯定.
63.男人的主要功能时产生精子----但我们现在有了精子银行.
64.独居的好处之一是,你不必在一个很久以前爱过的人的臂弯醒来.
65.保持青春的秘诀,有颗不安定的心!


66.征婚广告不是情书.
67.出门散步穿双平底鞋,带好电话.
68.无论蕾丝内衣还是工作报告,简洁都是最好的.
69.浪漫是一袭美丽的晚礼服,但你不能一天到晚都穿着它啊.
70.嫁大款就象抢银行,收益总很大,但后患无穷,若能不试,还是不试为好.


71.对男人的考验,怎么说呢----就像智力测验,目的就是想看看他到底有多蠢.
72.对于一个错误的诺言,你要有勇气违背它.
73.大事坚持原则,小事学会变通.
74.培养些小小的好习惯,比如早睡,比如饭后漱口,比如喝淡茶,比如工间操----好习惯如同零钱罐,每天放一点,年终会惊喜.
75.任何东西都不能以健康做交换.


76.一个人是否可靠,全看你用什么样的手段控制他.
77.一切都不需争论,只需给出结果.
78.男人总是向不把他看在眼里的女人献殷勤----命运也是.
79.想满意,自己做,菩萨合掌念菩萨,求人不如求己.
80.不要借钱,若一定要借,借银行.


81.不要借给人钱,若一定要借,别打算他还.
82.学着理财,即使你学的是考古或小提琴.
83.别用男朋友的生日做密码----常常换,很烦的.
84.换男朋友的时候,记得换防盗门.
85.太在意一个男人往往得不到他----钱也一样.


86.床买大一点,可以横着睡,枕头要两个,枕一个,抱一个.
87.床头放本好书.
88.床上用品一定要品质好的,男人也是一种床上用品.
89.每天大笑几次对身体好----若没人给你讲笑话,看(猫和老鼠).
90.找一项有兴趣的体育活动.(做爱不算),坚持.


91.心情失落时不要淋雨,听慢歌,看悲情电影.泡在浴缸内喝红酒,叫个女友去爬山.
92.每天抱怨,唠叨,自怜的时间不要超过10分钟.
93.不要常常计算得失----那是保险公司和你的对手的事.
94.遇到好男人不妨追.
95.若你的女友的丈夫事律师,医生,经济人,出版商,电脑高手----不妨请他给自己参考买搂,保险,投资,出书,装软件-----但记得每次均邀伉俪同往.


96.诚实事一种美德,但不必因此就随和女友抨击她丈夫,跟同事一起讨伐老板.
97.衣服买少一点,好一点,三季没穿一次的衣服即可送人.
98.里子比面子重要,保养品当然比化妆品多,好,贵.
99.工作之余,尽量在室外活动.
100.若无天才,不要给人做情妇.


101.不要在想让你哭的人面前哭.
102.女人有左右大脑,男人有左右睾丸.
103.祈祷,不如思考--上帝一定不是女人,否则不会创造这么多不完美的女人.
104.老而弥纯是可耻的.
105.时代不同了,男女都一样,接保险丝,修马桶,换轮胎,装杀毒软件并不比生孩子更难.


106.每年做妇科检查.
107.了解自己的身体状况.
108.钥匙一定要在父母或好友家存一套.
109.若你的房间越来越雪白素净,访客越来越少,桌面地板不允许有一丝灰尘,听到孩子的吵闹会心烦,每天洗手超过20次---去看心理医生.
110.即使你真的不喜欢小孩,也不要说出来.


111.别逼男人撒谎,他会恨你,也别把他的话当真,你会恨他.
112.忌妒会要人命----要是你没了命,你就没有了你生命终很重要的一部分。
113.私人朋友不要常到办公场所找你.
114.不必好奇别人怎样评价你,想想你是怎样评价他的.
115.你看,男人从不开口向人请教如何才能让婚姻和事业两全其美的问题.


116.爱不是做爱---爱是,想和他一起睡觉.
117.所谓绅士,就是会用双肘和膝部支撑自己体重的男人.
118.简单说,常常让你微笑的男人就是好男人.
119.---是的,还是爱更重要一点.
120.感情之事,知其不可而不为.


121.不要高估自己所没有的东西的价值.
122.别和道德观和你不同的人有私交. 　
123.若再不开始孝敬父母就太迟了!
124.对女朋友要忠诚.
125.尊严感如胸衣,把女人托的高贵,但故意显露,则流于庸俗.


126.椅子不舒服,不如站起来走.
127.保持身材优点有三:A资源紧张,可占少空间; B跑起来比较快；C在男人心目中的份量,和浴室磅秤上的成反比.
128.你看上去有多大,其实就多大.
129.再爱他,也不必为他去隆胸.
130.不要迷恋包装绚丽的东西.


131.时尚杂志上的每季新衣是推荐给影星和模特的.
132.别逼他去当英雄----肯帮你洗碗倒垃圾就是了.
133.若有机会上学,去上学.
134.快乐!

135.Sophie Tucker说:女人从出生到18岁,需要好的家庭,18到35岁,需要好的容貌,35到55岁,需要好的个性,55岁以后,需要好多钞票.
136.当然应该痴情等待那个对的人最终出现----但在漫长无聊的等待中,你也可以先和不对的人聊聊天.
137.要知道,一个女人到了25岁还没有遇到那个“合适的男人”其实是一件幸运的事.
138.记住:你只能活一辈子


Find out how u gonna die!

Juz saw this msg in the bulletin board of friendster. Posted by my beloved friend(i shall not name her)!

he died (my condolences)

Message: This is a latin prayer. And you have opened it. And because you did open it, you will repost this bulletin if you do not want the members of your family die in a year's time. I'm not kidding around. You do have the option to ignore this message and death knocks at the door of your family. Have fun!(U CALL THIS FUN?!?!) P.S. Don't change the SUBJECT
TITLE of the MESSAGE. Adios! Avada Kedavra!

THE PRAYER OF DEATH:
*deleted*

How can someone do this to their friends? U mean u curse ur friends family members to die juz coz of a lame bulletin post u got from some other lamers?! I definitely don't think it's funni AT ALL!!!! and I certainly DO NOT appreciate someone trying to "murder" me by sending a stupid email saying some eyeball-less gal with white hair will kill mi in my sleep if i do not fwd the msg within 15 mins! if they really exist, i tink i've died over a hundred times! WHAT THE ?!!??!?!!

@ this point, i shall warn/advise all u ppl who reads my blog, please DO NOT send this kinda emails to mi. if u do, i shall flood u with all the cursed email i can find in the internet & make sure u go to hell! Go ahead n try it on mi!

小宝宝，快睡觉。。。

back|e from K-union @ cine. Stayed there for over 3 hrs & we sang like 6 songs onli!Played some games(uno, jenga, pool, "domino" & darn-slow-internet) while waiting for our songs. quite sucky system coz there's no one to restrict how many songs u dedicate. It's juz up to individual's "良心" to dedicate 2 songs per table. I still prefer 茶人之家。

Spent quite a lot today. Bought the following:
- 内在美 - $30+
- Open SAYE a/c - $80
- bag for work - $28
- 晚餐 - $5
- KTV - $5
- Cab - $5
- Misc - >$10
Shucks......... I muz save a lil' for next mth... cannot waste money le! still got 2 weeks until pay day! I muz 忍。。。。。。

i haven't been slping early for these 2 days. looking more like a panda! I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE ! can someone pls gimme some idea how to get rid of my 黑眼圈? i look horrible with them.. sob sob sob..

I'm getting tired. will upload tons of pics of the margarita-drinking-session @ Cafe Iguna & KTV session @ K-union on monday when I'm back in office. I've practically moved most of my things into my office. e.g. hp charger, camera-batt charger, cam USB cable, etc etc... I feel so @ home! hehehe

Retribution?

On Wed, I was still laffing @ the major blackout that hit most of my friends(dear|e, tracy, hui & xr)... Guess wat happened? There was a blackout in my house last nite.... can u imagine? My TV came on & off for FIVE BLOODY TIMES!!!! Thanks to my beloved "假強" brother & "鐵齒" father.

When the light gone off for the 4th time, I planned to ask my sis to send mi to dear|e's house. Coz I can't sleep without the faN! Kill mi... I'll wake in sweat. Anyway, do u tink i can sleep?

Dad was the 罪魁禍首 for the last blackout. He was so "鐵齒" to want to switch on the prob switch n finally the whole main switchboard went bonkers too. No matter wat they did, they couldn't switch back the lights again! Mum was damn pek cek with him n we had to call my uncle (electrician) to come over in e middle of the night to fix the prob.

I guess i was the onli one who could laff during dat time. my sis said i was like 雜貨店 coz i provided tealight candle in the darkness & gave batt to dad for his torch! wahahaha... *now then they know my usefulness* Anyway, we were finally rescued from darkness after dad tried meddling with the main switchboard. The blackout incident lasted for like 20mins. I gave up my idea of watching TV & chased everyone into their rooms & it's time to mit 周公 in dreamland....

Kena "dua" for 2 times today.
1. supposed to mit chix for lunchie but she slp @ 5am tis morn so she couldn't make it. Ended up with a cup nooodle for lunchie...
2. supposed to go watch spideyman with dear|e. but he onli woke up @ the time i knock off.. how to go? still wait? NO WAY!

once i got on the bus to mit my sis @ queensway, i felt hungry & down & tired. told sis i'll reach in 20mins.. but she ended up later than mi despite mi missing the earlier bus. Feeling ache all over my body.. tink i maybe falling sick soon... sucky weather everyday!

juz feel like slpin a lil' more every morning.... can u imagine having to wake earli in e morning to go to work when it's pouring cats & dogs outside. such a good weather to stay under the blanket n cont to slp.

life juz sux.... i wish i could have a richer bf.. wahahahaha... so dat i can live a worri-less life? *dream on!* tink it won't cum true anyway.. coz my prayers NEVER cum true! how how how!?!??!?!?

how i feel i can go to batam this weekend!~ i wanna go for the ma-sha-ji
then probably i'll give the kinda moan like those models in the Clairol Herbal Essence commercial.... *oh yes.... OH yes... OH YES.....*
Oh.. toking abt the clairol herbal essence.. don't u tink the latest herbal essence commercial model looks like a monkey? even my dear|e tinks so too.. hehehe... I'm so mean.. *slap self*